humorking:

if jesus takes a shit is it a holy shit then???

putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

humoric:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

yourheartcantellnolies:

rusig:

Kanye West taking a little kanye rest.


In his Kayne nest

yourheartcantellnolies:

rusig:

Kanye West taking a little kanye rest.

In his Kayne nest

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in