sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

stripped-to-thewaist:

This is actually the cutest thing ever okay

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

rneerkat:

mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way